That’s not the best screenshot. The push notification banner kinda blends in with the light background, but OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD APPLE FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
The entire internet is damn well aware that today, November The First In The Year Of Our Lord Two-Thousand And Nineteen, you have bestowed upon us mere mortals your “vision for TV”.
It is your entire damn homepage.
It’s advertised every five tweets.
It’s all over “regular” TV. I must have seen commercials about it during every game of the recent MLB playoffs.
It’s also practically lighting up and blinking like a shitty 2000’s-era HTML
<marquee> tag on Apple TV (the hardware device, not the watered-down, also-ran HBO according to Variety.)
So, yes. WE KNOW.
So please stop breaking your own fucking App Store guidelines and cut this shit with the spam push notifications.